season9things:

submitted by michi-me

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dorkstrider:

dorkstrider:

what if egyptians drew rage comics on the walls of pyramids

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sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

(via pork-cackling)

thedeepestcircleofhell:

“Three blokes sitting outside the pub lift their heads as they hear a car engine rumbling, to their disbelief, the iconic 2008 Holden ute flies overhead, nothing but the wooping of the two young boys driving it and AC/DC blasting out of the sound system can be heard.”

“You’re a cunt Harry” says Hagrid, Harry looking like a stunned mullet.
“Oi nah fuck off mate” replies Harry, disbelief written all over him. 

(Source: illshowyoumadness, via a-red-panda)

sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

(Source: whiscash, via egberts)

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

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gothlolita:

okay but who the FUCK gets into a school for being a gang leader

(via johndavee)

mosoli:

im still laughing at this

(via hilarious-war)

steelplatedhearts:

Alternate title for The Great Gatsby:

I Am Uncomfortable With Your Personal Drama And I Want To Go Home: The Nick Carraway Story

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quiverquill:

thegoddamnblogman:

                      World's Finest Camwhores

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psilentasincjelli:

If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet

(via thranduilings)

spirit-w0rld:

THIS IS THE BEST ONE

(Source: stardustcrusadersinspace, via johndavee)

laugh-until-you-drop:

alegbra:

sexhaver:

alegbra:

imagine if real life worked like tumblr where if you decided you didn’t like someone you could click a button and you would never see or hear from them again

restraining orders

oh

murder

(via the-devils-narcissist)

dinogatorr:

nerdgirlconfessions:

I find to hard to believe that every character who ever digs up a grave does so in a perfect rectangle.

im looking at you dean Winchester.

(via 1derfulsmile)