Ultimate thief

outofcontextdnd:

Rouge: I attempt to steal everything on the table.

*rolls 20*

DM: You steal everything, Including the table.

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We might as well be lovers on the sun

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yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

yifferpines:

I’M LAUIGHGING SO HARD FUCKJ

14 Sep 14 @ 7:18 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

aromantictanaka:

destroy media’s idea of asian girls being petite, pale-skinned waifs with bobbed hair and blunt bangs who are either the quiet fighter or a submissive giggly teen

destroy the fetishizing and infantilizing of asian girls

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chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

14 Sep 14 @ 6:22 pm  —  via + org  —  reblog

pinetrees-and-triangles:

pinetrees-and-triangles:

I hate myself for making this 

Guys this is not the post I want to be remembered for

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florenceofalabia:

Sometime around 2am, my cat Scrambles hit the space bar on my keyboard and iTunes started playing. I’d been practicing one of my acts before bed, so I had a playlist of just that song, entitled Spider Pussy. It played 85 times in a row, at full volume, with the windows open. The only lyrics in Spider Pussy are the words “spider pussy” over and over. Those words were probably sung 4500 times last night. There is no hope for any good relationship with my neighbors.

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taeyeonic:

a haiku for fictional ladies:

sorry your story

was left in such clumsy hands

i will avenge you

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